By Matthew T. Eng, Offbeat Nova
Internet trends are weird. More often than not, people who perform them for online audiences toe the line between entertainment and insanity. Are followers that important?
Everything from asking strangers on the street what song’s on their phone to stopping people for obviously staged tours of their apartments, I often find myself cringing as I’m scrolling through Instagram at night. And then there are the pranks. Internet pranks range from the kitschy stuff your seven-year-old watches to the moments that spark public outreach. Say what you want about Jackass, but they were innovators.
Tanner Cook, part of the YouTube channel Classified Goons, has amassed around 40,000 subscribers. Their videos primarily feature “IRL prank videos” that Cook is filmed performing. If you wanna know what kind of people the Classified Goons are, their video with the most views is titled “Fake Target Thug Employee Prank!”
So it should come as no surprise that Mr. Cook got pranked himself last week when one of his IRL stunts went horribly wrong inside the food court of a quiet Northern Virginia shopping center. Tanner was inside the Dulles Town Center Mall last week pulling pranks on strangers using Google translate. That was when 31-year-old Alan Colie of Leesburg pulled a semiautomatic pistol and shot Cook in the Stomach inside the Sterling Mall.
Cook was taken to the hospital and underwent surgery but survived even though he was in critical condition. The bullet pierced through his stomach and liver. Colie surrendered to the police and is in custody after the gunshot caused a mild panic inside the mall.
Video footage on Instagram (@thisismyu5ername) showed Colie lying on the ground of the second-floor food court. Tanner, commenting after his recovery, stated that he was “playing a prank and a simple practical joke,” noting that he clearly “didn’t take it very well.” Tanner’s father also made a statement on the news:
“They were making a video at the mall and trying to have fun with people and this guy wasn’t having fun,” added Jeramy Cook. “There was a phone that was around him and they were interviewing or talking to him, and he didn’t like it and he pulled out his gun and shot my son.”
The dad later said to ABC7 News that he forgives the man who shot his son. Despite this, Colie is still under arrest and charged with multiple felonies after the incident. It is unclear whether the YouTube influencer will also be charged for the events that led up to the incident.
I went to the Dulles Town Center over the weekend to see the spot where Cook was shot. The area where Colie was taken down and arrested is near a small convenience store and a Popeyes. A few guests quietly ate their food as I walked by. Nobody really seemed to notice why I kept staring at that specific spot near the massage chairs. It’s almost as if people were minding their business and wanted to be left alone. Imagine that?
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